Chinese Wisdom from my Indian Mate

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber

shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The

money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is

called ..."Mind Changing Concept” Changing the

conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber

shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery

and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what

you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger

robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has

only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,

let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very

stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long

time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how

much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is

more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the

bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the

supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10

million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the

$70 million that we have previously embezzled from the

bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an

unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery

every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is

more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million

was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and

counted and counted, but they could only count $20

million. The robbers were very angry and complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The

bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his

fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to

be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his

losses in the share market are now covered by this

robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take

risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

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